A Nice Question!

A nice ques- If god is everywhere then why do we have so many temples?

Then A wise men replied- Air is present everywhere but we still need fan to feel it……!

Heart Touching Story

Heart touching story “ A handsome guy and a lovely girl were mad about each other, girl was an orphan but guys parents agreed to accept her as daughter in law. one day they going to temple they met with an accident and she died.

After 2 years guy forgot her and fall in love with another gal. When he was talking to her over the phone sitting alone on a bench in the park, his dead girlfriend came near his ears and said-

“walk n talk walk and talk walk and talk” wat a story sirji…;)!

A Scary story!!!

It’s a scary story.Read it If you dare enough….

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.A man came to him and asked for buying.

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He sold the book for Rs. 3000 and said, “Don’t open last page of the book” else you face problem.man finished reading all the pages with great fear but not the last page.

Out of his curiosity he opened the last pageoneday.

Then he was shocked to see……..

M.R.P Rs 30 only….he he he ;)

If U Say Nobody Loves you!

If you say…..

“Nobody” loves you!

“Nobody” fights for you!

“Nobody” cares about you!

“Nobody” even Misses you!

Then I’ll change My name to Nobody….

Galz can Never understand Boyz!!!

A Boy was Driving a Car,A Girl was trying to overtake him rashly,Boy:Hey Buffalo!

Girl shouts Back:You Donkey,stupid!Then She accidents and hit the Buffalo Crossing the road.

Moral:Girls never understand what boys say!...

I Love My Life

I like my eyes when you look at it,

I like my name when you call it,

I like my heart when you stay in it,

I love my life when great friend like you is part of it.

Har Waqt Koi Aahat Aaye Toh....

Har waqt koi aahat aaye to kya  kare,

Aapki yaad dil se na jaye toh kya kare,

Aap kehte ho raat mein kyon pareshan karte ho,

Ab apki yaad me nind na aaye toh kya kare

Mere Haath Mein Tera Haath Ho

Mere haath mein tera haath ho,Tere hath mein uska haath ho,

Uske haath mein mera haath ho,

Fir kya? 

Poshan pa poshan pa khelenge…J

Apka Chehra Kitna Pyaara Hai

Apka chehra kitna pyaara hai,

Khuda ne apne hathon se swara hai,

Kisi aur se shaadi na kar lena

Kyonki Aaj tak “Baba Ramdev” tumhare liye hi kuwara hai.

I Hate Love Story

New Krishan to Radha-Main Krishan Kanhiya tu Radha gori…main kites ka Hritik tu Barbara Mori.

Radha-Jyada line mat maar bcoz I HATE LOVE STORY

Main Sirf Tumse Pyaar Karti Hu

Ladki gjftshop mein –Aisa card hai jis p likha ho main sirf tumse pyaar karti hu?

Shopkeeper- mil jayega

Ladki-15 Pack kar do…:)

Teri Wali ne Bahut Maara

Father:Kya hua beta kyon ro raha hai mujhe bta main tere Dost jaisa hu.

Son: Kya btaun main apni wali se milne gaya tha teri wali ne bahut maara. 

We Are Best Friends

We are best friends because

You think I am sweet and I think you are sweet,

You think I am nice and I think you are nice,

You think I am smart and I think you are right.

Attitude Rockzzz

Attitude rockzzz

Maa bete se- uth ja kambakhat

Dhek suraj kab ka nikal aaya hai

Beta- to kya hua amma.

Wo sota bhi toh mujhse pehle hai.