Kya mere msgs ne kabhi apko dukhi kiya hai….kabhi bhi .Agr haan toh apko sehna hi padega….Nhi toh free msgs ka mai kya achar dalu.
Galz can Never understand Boyz!!!
A Boy was Driving a Car,A Girl was trying to overtake him rashly,Boy:Hey Buffalo!
Girl shouts Back:You Donkey,stupid!Then She accidents and hit the Buffalo Crossing the road.
Moral:Girls never understand what boys say!...
Mere Haath Mein Tera Haath Ho
Mere haath mein tera haath ho,Tere hath mein uska haath ho,
Uske haath mein mera haath ho,
Fir kya?
Poshan pa poshan pa khelenge…J
Apka Chehra Kitna Pyaara Hai
Apka chehra kitna pyaara hai,
Khuda ne apne hathon se swara hai,
Kisi aur se shaadi na kar lena
Kyonki Aaj tak “Baba Ramdev” tumhare liye hi kuwara hai.
Difference Between Ignorance And Patience?
Difference between ignorance and patience?
When you see the mirror you don’t laugh at yourself that is ignorance,
When I look at you ,I also don’t laugh that called PATIENCE.
I Hate Love Story
New Krishan to Radha-Main Krishan Kanhiya tu Radha gori…main kites ka Hritik tu Barbara Mori.
Radha-Jyada line mat maar bcoz I HATE LOVE STORY
Generation 2050
Generation 2050
Teacher: who was Mahatma Gandhi?
Student: He was One of the greatest “Shirt less” Hero,
Who helped Munna Bhai to Impress His girl Friend.
Aaj Saturday Hai.....!!!
“ Aaj Saturday hai” iss msg ko 10 logon ko bhejo
Believe me 7 din baad phir Saturday aa jayega
It really works….
Try it…
Ignore kiya toh kal Sunday aa jayega
Munni Badnaam Hui Darling Tere liye
Boy: Apne ghar walo ko chod diya tere liye,
Sabse rhista tod diya tere liye…
Tune aaj tak kiya hi kya hai mere liye????
Ladki: Munni badnaam hui darling tere liye.
Main Sirf Tumse Pyaar Karti Hu
Ladki gjftshop mein –Aisa card hai jis p likha ho main sirf tumse pyaar karti hu?
Shopkeeper- mil jayega
Ladki-15 Pack kar do…:)
Teri Wali ne Bahut Maara
Father:Kya hua beta kyon ro raha hai mujhe bta main tere Dost jaisa hu.
Son: Kya btaun main apni wali se milne gaya tha teri wali ne bahut maara.
Aap Jaise Insaan Duniya Me Kum Milte Hai
Aap jaise insaan duniya me kum milte hai,Aap wahi log ho jo….
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Rikshe par baith k kehte ho “Mujhe to Khidki wali side baithna hai”
Life Is Full Of Troubles & Pains
Life is full of troubles & pains but you should face them if you fall down in your life get up again with full confidence & say: Dhakka kisne diya be.
Do U Know Whats A B C D E F G
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
Sweetest Proposal Ever
Sweetest Proposal by a KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai nahi kalungi.......
Boy:kall na didi plz
Boy:Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai nahi kalungi.......
Boy:kall na didi plz
Achi Baat Toh Sabko Achi Lagti Hai
Achi baat toh sabko achi lagti hai
Lekin jab tumhe kisi ki buri baat bhi buri na lage
Toh samjho tumhe pyaar
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Nhi hua
Zaleel hone ki aadat ho gayi hai.
Boys! Boys! Boys!!!
Boys are the most busy generation in the world..
1 Hand on Stearing
1 Hand on Gear.
1 Leg on Break
1 Leg on Accelerator
1 Ear on Music
1 Ear on Mobile
1 Eye on Road
1 Eye on Girls
Nose on Breath
Mouth on Beer Bottle
What a Busy Schedule
Aaj Kal Ka True Lover
Aaj kal ka true lover-I don’t hate you but I can’t love you.
Hidden meaning- Tu itni bhi mast nhi hai k shaadi kar lu aur itni bhi buri nhi k flirt mare bina jaane du.
Funny Talk between Teacher and Student
Teacher:- Aaj tum late kyon aaye?School 8 baje shuru hota hai….!!!
Student: Madam Aap meri itni fikar Na kiya karo, sab galat samjhenge.
i Have A Confession
I have a confession to make ever since I met u
Its been hard for me to forget you
Every night I see you in my dreamz
And find myself shouting
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GHOST GHOST…;)
Yu raat ko na jago,
So liya karo.
Yu ankho me aansu na rook,
Ro liya karo.
Hair style toh bahut acha bana lete ho,
Kabhi muh bhi dho liya karo.
Ghor Kalyug
Ghor kalyug
A boy disturbs a girl at Bus Stop
Girl: Kamine, don’t you have mon/sister at home?
Boy :No
Girl:To chalna tere ghar chalte hai yaha timepass kyon kar rahe hai..
Aaj Raat Bhar Barish Hone Ki Sambhavana Hai
Namaskar
Aaj raat bhar barish hone ki sambhavana hai,
Kripya apne dimag ko polythene se dhak kar soye bcoz khali jagaho me pani jaldi bharta hai
If You Care For Me
If You care for me-I care for you
You miss me-I miss you
You msg me-I msg You
You gussa –I gussa
You forgot me— Na munna Na I am different! Fir toh goliya chalengi.
Bhiga sa lag raha hai ye aalam tujhe
Bhiga sa lag raha hai ye aalam tujhe,
Bhigi si lag rahi hai ye raatein tujhe,
Bhiga sa lag raha hai jahan tujhe,
Uth pagal tune su- su kar liya hai.
