Generation 2050

Generation 2050

Teacher: who was Mahatma Gandhi?

Student: He was One of the greatest “Shirt less” Hero,

Who helped Munna Bhai to Impress His girl Friend.

Two Unimaginable Quotes

Two unimaginable quotes:- When someone learns to dry his tears, he finds a shoulder to cry on! When he masters the skill of hating, somebody starts loving him.

Understanding Each Other Is Real Friendship

Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Other Is Rael Fierndsihp Eevn We Have So Mnay Msitkases Lkie In Tish Msseaeg Btu I Know U Can Raed it Wtihotu Eror.

THAT’S FRIENDSHIP

Difference Between Ignorance And Patience?

Difference between ignorance and patience?

When you see the mirror you don’t laugh at yourself that is ignorance,

When I look at you ,I also don’t laugh that called PATIENCE.

Aaj Saturday Hai.....!!!

“ Aaj Saturday hai” iss msg ko 10 logon ko bhejo

Believe me 7 din baad phir Saturday aa jayega

It really works….

Try it…

Ignore kiya toh kal Sunday aa jayega

Munni Badnaam Hui Darling Tere liye

Boy: Apne ghar walo ko chod diya tere liye,

Sabse rhista tod diya tere liye…

Tune aaj tak kiya hi kya hai mere liye????

Ladki: Munni badnaam hui darling tere liye.

Jeete Hai Hum Bhi Yaadon k Darmiyan

Jeete hai hum bhi yaadon k darmiyan, par fursat ke lamho ke saharee yaadein sanjoi nai jati,woh toh har lamha dil k kareeb  hoti hai.

What's Life

Love yourself,flirt with your understanding,romance with your dreams,get engaged to simplicity,marry honesty and divorce the ego.That’s life.

If U R A Genius

If you are genius, Msg sirf 1 bar padh k jawab dena….

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Ha toh sawal ye hai ki jalebi ko English mein kya kehte hai???  

Just A Thought

Just a Thought: - I have learned to give, Not Because I have too much. because I know the feelings of not having something.

Who Are Your True Buddies?

People who meet in the journey of life expect a lot of things from you but there are some idiots who expect nothing more than just “you” they are your true buddies.

Life Is Full Of Troubles & Pains

Life is full of troubles & pains but you should face them if you fall down in your life get up again with full confidence & say: Dhakka kisne diya be.

Never Challenge Your Lover

1 butterfly (boy) and 1 butterfly (girl) loved each other. One day 1 butterfly (boy) ask  1 butterfly (girl), the  one who will first come and sit on this flower will love more to the other one. Next morning when 1 butterfly (boy) came and sat on the flower, he saw when the flower blossoms the 1 butterfly (girl) was dead in that.

U know why????

Bcoz she stayed there whole night to prove her love.

Moral: Never challenge your lover to prove their love.

Kabhi Na Bhule Apke Hoth Muskurana

Kabhi na bhule apke hoth muskurana,kabhi khatam na ho apki khushiyon ka khajana,apko jahan ki har khushi mile chahe chand ko bhi pade zamin par aana.

Khamoshi Me Jo Sunoge Vo Awaz Hamari Hogi

Khamoshi me jo sunoge vo awaz hamari hogi, zindagi bhar sath rahe vo dosti hamari hogi, duniya ki har khushi ek din tumhmari hogi, kyunki in sab ke peeche dua hamari hogi.

Do U Know Whats A B C D E F G

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again

Sweetest Proposal Ever

Sweetest Proposal by a KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai nahi kalungi.......
Boy:kall na didi plz

Friends.....Who They Are?

Friend…!

 who are they?

The one who holds your hand in a crowd,which  is against you,

The one who tap your back,when you are wrong.

The one who do everything for you,but then refuses to take thanks.

The one who msg you,saying abbey rply to kar.

The one who make you smile and stop your tears and himself/herself start crying.

Send this to all your frends even to those who are not in touch or who are far away from you and who are angry on you…just tell them….”Yaar u r special”

Girls Are Too Intelligent

A bird was disturbing a girl all time….Finally

She caught it and decided to kill it cruely,

She took it to the top of a building and dropped it….girls are too intelligent.

Every Boy Asks Same Question

BOY TO HIS G.F.:"AM I THE FIRST BOY U HAVE EVER LOVED?

GIRL REPLIES:"YES DARLING. BUT, WHY DOES EVERY BOY ASKS THE SAME QUESTION"?

Kitne Aadmi The

Jab Gabbar ka Janam hua,

Uski Maa usko peetne lagi,

Doctor ne puchha –“Kyon maar rhi hai?”

Maa ne kaha-“ Mujhse puchta hai –“Kitne aadmi the?”

Dual Heart Attack

 Dual Heart Attack Message by A Girl…..

1^st msg- Lets break up now,its all over…

2^nd msg- Sorry, Sorry that  msg was not for you….;)

Latest Hate Letter

Latest hate letter,

Dear Sheela,

Aag lage teri jwani ko ,khatam kar diya tune meri badnami ko.Ab logon ke muh per hai teri jawani aur saale bhul gaye meri badnami.Salman tera deewana hai,isiliye tujhe kuch nhi kehti,warna aag laga deti teri jawani ko.U bitch.

Sincerely

Munni.  

I Don't Say That U Should Smile

I don’t say that u should smile when m happy and cry when I m sad….

I know no one can do that….

I don’t wish for you to spend timewith me….

I know its impossible for you….

All I wish is that  someday somewhere someplace long after I am gone forever…

You will hear my name,smile n say

“thi ek idiot duffer si meri friend and I still miss her” JJ

Aap Jaise Insaan Duniya Me Kum Milte Hai

Aap jaise insaan duniya me kum milte hai,Aap wahi log ho jo….

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Rikshe par baith k kehte ho “Mujhe to Khidki wali side baithna hai”

Very Touching

Very touching

A Prince had a Curse that he could speak only a word in a year.He spoke nothing for 3 years and waited to say “I Love you” to a beautiful princess who replied Pardon Please.

3 Friends Story

3 Friends Story

A Guy went to Bar and Orders 3 mugs of Beer & was drinking one by one from every mug. Bar tender asked him the reason he said: They were 3 friends and each of them is in different cities and they had decided that they all 3 will drink always like this. And this went on like this 4 years. Once he came an asked only two mug. Bar tender consoled him thinking any one was dead.

Then He said none of the friends are dead, I QUIT DRINKINGJ

3 Things Of Life

3 things in life

Never come back…..

Words

Opportunity

Time

3 things in life

Are never sure

Dreams

Success

Fortune

3 things in life

That make u a great person

Hard work

Sincerity

Patience

3 things in life are most valuable

Love

Self respect

Friends…!!!

Love Is When

Love is when
You tell after a fight
That
You don't want 2 talk
And
...Still You check Your
mobile to know
If You have missed
call or msg ... !

Feel The Innocence Of
True Love ... ^.^