Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali

Thandi thandi hawa chali,Mausam hua suhana

Bandar bhi msg padh raha hai,kitna educated ho gaya hai Zamana.

Zameen k Ek Zarre Ko Aftab Kar Denge

Zameen k ek Zarre ko Aftab kar denge,

Gulshan k har phool ko gulab kar denge,

Har pal intezar Karoge humare Sms ka,

Hum apki aadat itni kharab kar denge.

Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai

Aaj maine ek jaan bachai,Mene ek Ladke se pucha agar main I LOVE You kahu toh kya karoge,Ladka -Khushi se mar jaunga,Maine kaha

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Ja nhi kehti..... Jee le apni Zindagi.

I decided to SUICIDE

I decided to SUICIDE, I went to railway track & then your msg came, I thought Jab tere jaise Kaminey Log jee rahe hai toh main kyonmaru.he!he!he!

Unmarried Girls Request

Unmarried Girls Request: Iss msg ko itna Forward karo ki ye humare hone wale HUSBAND tak pahunch jaye:Kahan hai aap??Kab Aayenge?? Mujhe ab aur nhi padhna...!!!

Latest PJ Of The Season Time

Latest PJ of the season time:-

What do you call a husban dwho returns home???

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Don't even try to guess it!

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'PATI ALA HOUSE'

Never Ask For A Hug

Never ask for a Hug,

Just take it....

Never ask Do you Love me,

Say I love you....

Never say I can't live without you,

Say I Live for you!!!

Kai Var Gussay Ho Jande Ne

Kai var gussay ho jande ne, kai var oh lad v pande ne, par dilo oh bahut hi chaunde ne.Kai var ta phone vi kar lande ,Kai var miss call toh v katraunde ne.Har dil vich jagah banaunde ne.Raati oh gud night kehan, subha sms nal jgaunde ne .Galti je kariye asi fir v oh aap mnaunde ne ....Eho je yaar bada yaar aunde ne.

Friends Are Like A Page In A Book

Friends are like a page in a book of life.Every page with a different subject.But best friends are the index page covering every subject.Thank you being index page of my life.

Strange But Very True

Every one shows more love and care in the beginning of any relationship but no one maintains it till end strange but very true.

A Sweet Quotation

A Sweet Quotation "love is a gift." if u receives it open it & appreciate it. If not.... don’t worry...!! someone  somewhere is still wrapping it for "u".

Mere Bina Woh Tanha Ho Jaye

Mere bina woh tanha ho jaye,

jaise manzil k bina zindagi bewjah ho jaye,

Khuda kare uske sath mazak,

K meri maut k baad ussay mohhabat mujhse bepnah ho jaye.

Khuda ne mujhse kaha

Khuda ne mujhse kaha bande dost na bana , tu dhoka kha jayega, mene kaha "A khuda msg padhne wale se mil to sahi" tu bhi dhoke se dost ban jayega.

Tears Is The Silent Language Of LOVE

Tears is the silent language of LOVE when the tears come with reason, you got some problem but when tears come without any reason you miss someone....

Woh mujhe chahti toh hai

Woh mujhe chahti toh hai par apna nhi sakti,

Mujhe bhulane ka sadma utha nhi sakti,

ajeeb hai uski mohabbat ka andaaz

Khafa to karti hai par mana nhi sakti.

Funny Love Story

Funny Love Story:

1 Din 1 Ladke Ki Girlfrnd Ka Birthday tha and Boy Was Not In that City So He Ordered 24 Red Roses 4 Her Grlfrnd & Called Her Up- Dear Mene Tumhare Liye Utne Rose Bheje H Jitni Saal Ki Tum Ho Gyi Ho...While Deliverng Florist Thought- Ye Aaj Ka Mera Sabse Achcha Customr hai Chalo Main Ise 10 Rose Free Me De Deta Hu So he gave 34 Instead Of 24 or Aaj tak Ladka nhi Samajh Paya Ki Uska Break-Up Kyu Hua??:

Ho Sakte Toh Pyar Ka Aitbar Karke Dekho

Ho sakte toh pyar ka aitbar karke dekho,

Fir Lafzo se iqrar karke dekho,

Junoon ki hadd se aage nikal jaunga,

Sirf ek bar hum se izhar karke dekho.

Try It!!!

How to convert the most interesting song of yours into an irritating song??

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Just set it as your alarm tone!

try it....

it works!!!

Days Are Too Busy

Days are too busy,hours are too few,second are too fast but there is always  time for me to say hello to someone like you.

Unhe Chaha Toh Rab Ruth Gaya

Unhe chaha toh rab ruth gaya,

Zamane mein sabka sath chuth gaya,

Unki toh aadat thi bewafai ki,

Humara toh sab kuch lut gaya.

Kab Dusron Ka Saath Nibhate Hai Log

Kab dusron ka saath nibhate hai log,

Ansu ki tarha bichad jate hai log,

Woh jamana aur tha jab rote the gam me gairo k liye,

Ab toh apno ko rula k muskurate hai Log

Udasi Bhi Muskaan Ban Jayegi

Udasi bhi muskaan Ban jayegi,

Rukti hui saanse bhi jaan ban jayegi,

Bhej dijiye hawaon mein apni khusboo,

Woh humari khushi ka farman ban jayegi.

Three To play Safe

Three tips to play safe game of life:-

1.don't make promise when you are in joy.

2.Don't reply when you are sad.

3.Don't take decision when you are angry.

Bhigi Palko k Sath

Bhigi palko k sath Ankhe Num thi,

Zindagi unse shuru unhi par khatam thi,

Woh ruth kar dur chale gaye humse,

Shayad unhe laga hume unse Mohobbat kam thi.

Aansuon k Sagar Me

Aansuon k sagar mein Dil ko dubote hue....

Saari Raat Guzar di humne rote hue,

Mazak kaisa kiya Taqdeer ne...

Unhe Paa na sake unke hote hue...:)

Mujhe Dard Hi Na Ho

Mujhe dard hi na ho mujhe aisa bana do,

Mere Khuda mujhe apne jaisa bana do,

Mayus hota hu jab woh todti hai mera dil,

1 pathar ka dil mere bhi seene laga do

Khuda Ne Jab Ishq Banaya Hoga

Khuda ne jab ishq banaya hoga.To khud pe jaroor aajmaya hoga.Hamari toh aukat hi kya hai.Is ishq ne khuda ko bhi jaroor rulaya hoga.

Boy sees his X-Girl Friend

Boy sees his X Girlfriend after 1 year in market....

Girl Smiles

Boy Said:Sadi jaan te bani hai tera hasa ho gya

Girl :Tu hale kalla hi ghumada,sada kaka ho gaya.

Khatarnak Dosti

Khatarnak Dosti

Boy was late to reach home.

His Father- Kaha tha tu?

Boy-Friend k yahan p tha.

Father called his 10 friends.

4 Ans:Haan uncle, yahi par tha

3 Ans:Abhi just nikla hai

2 Ans:yahi hai uncle,Pad raha hai.....phone du kya...?or

1 ne toh had hi kar di

He Ans:Haan papa, bolo kya hua?

Ye Msg Jin "Smart" Logon Ko Milta Hai

Ye msg jin "Smart" logon ko milta hai,

woh 5 sec bad behosh ho jate hai.

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nhi hue na.

"Smart hote toh behosh  hote na.

Mujhe toh 2 din baad hosh aaya tha"

Height Of Surprise

Height Of Surprise

Girl:today is my birthday, what are you gifting me?

Boy:Can you see that beautiful red car on the otherside of the road?

Girl:Yes!

Boy:i am gifting you hairpin of same colour.....:)